A type of noob, invading online games in large groups, appearing at Christmas morning. They are typically kids who just received the game as a Christmas present, skipped singleplayer/campaign, and went straight to multiplayer. Generally unskilled, prone to camping and getting shot, making them delicious targets in FPS.
Easily recognized, as most servers will fill up with players with the lowest rank / level.
Easily recognized, as most servers will fill up with players with the lowest rank / level.
by Jonny B. Good December 25, 2009
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Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
by Crystal K December 14, 2007
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An extremely over the top, overtly feminine gay man or teenage boy. Thought originally to be a reference to the Christmas Carol "Deck the Halls" which contains the line: "Don we now our gay apparel." It also conjures up images of a very festive (gay in the old sense) holiday. Someone who is Gay As Christmas is one of those homosexuals who are always "on" never sad and tend to prance about, seemingly defying gravity as they flit from one male party guest to the next.
Zach Efron had been called many things, especially homo, fag, flamer, screamer, sausage smoker and just plain queer but after seeing him flit from boy to boy at the party last night, everyone agreed the best way to describe him is "He's Gay As Christmas!"
by Jackson Jake March 24, 2009
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*playing Battlefield 4, knifing an opponent, only to be team killed by an overzealous noob teammate thirsty for the kill and mowing you both down*
"MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I HAD THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL"
"MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I HAD THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL"
by Elob Kusk June 11, 2022
Get the My Brother in Christ mug.Christopher is a very unique dude. Incredibly smart, yet hilarious too. He can be incredibly sarcastic, which he uses as a defense mechanism. He struggles with self esteem. Always feels bad about himself, and will unfortunately struggle with that for a very long time. Do you know a Christopher that goes to therapy? Yet he is a very special lad, and make sure you keep him around, cause he’ll always make you laugh.
Chad: I can’t stop laughing!
Carry: How come?
Chad: I just hung out with Christopher.
Carry: oh no... you may never stop laughing!
Carry: How come?
Chad: I just hung out with Christopher.
Carry: oh no... you may never stop laughing!
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by Jeff 101 October 15, 2005
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1. No Drugs
2. No Premarital sex (apposed to no promiscuous sex)
3. No Alcohol
4. NOT every CSE kid is a self-righteous jerk.
(YES, we still have a good time. We just party sober, oh and that stupid myth that Christians can't have tattoos is ridiculous. Were usually covered.)
Slim differences, almost nothing different. Though, a lot of sXe kids don't believe in Christ. There are a few.
1. No Drugs
2. No Premarital sex (apposed to no promiscuous sex)
3. No Alcohol
4. NOT every CSE kid is a self-righteous jerk.
(YES, we still have a good time. We just party sober, oh and that stupid myth that Christians can't have tattoos is ridiculous. Were usually covered.)
Slim differences, almost nothing different. Though, a lot of sXe kids don't believe in Christ. There are a few.
Eric: "Hey bud, I thought edge kids had no religion?"
Kyle: "I don't have religion, I have a relationship with Christ and I keep my body clean of Drugs and Alcohol. Represent Christian Straight Edge."
Kyle: "I don't have religion, I have a relationship with Christ and I keep my body clean of Drugs and Alcohol. Represent Christian Straight Edge."
by ThatMetalKidFromTexas August 2, 2012
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