Unicorn Fluffer

A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.

One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.

Another: I haven't seen her in forever.

Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.

Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.

Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.

Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.

Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!

by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009

corporate fluff

Sentences (especially long ones) that add no real information, but are used to make things look "professional."

Company mission statements are full of corporate fluff;

We are committed to providing outstanding products at competitive prices. Our excellence in developing innovative solutions shall meet the evergrowing needs of today's modern consumer. Our high standards and integrity shall set the standard for this industry.

by _entivore_ September 11, 2006

fluncate

The act of placing one's flaccid penis inside an empty mason jar and filling it with liquid detergent which has been sitting for 24-36 hours in sunlight. Once jar is 3/4 full, a garden hose is sprayed into the jar as you watch shiny fun bubbles exit the jar until penis and testicles are cleansed. 4 out of 5 doctors recommend never spraying the hose directly on the genitals.

It is usually necessary to fluncate prior to and after receiving felatio from Songtan Sally.

by DEEGEEDEEBEE March 7, 2011

Flugored

The act of trumping someone else's upload with your own purely to irritate staff and uploaders.

I was seeding Skyfall and noticed it went red in my seedbox. I checked the site and realized I had been Flugored.

by iSt0le1t February 3, 2013

flufferton

that secret fresh stash of magical pow-pow, typically residing within the trees.

Dude, last week me and my bro found some sick flufferton down on eagle ridge.

by jpworks February 14, 2015

Flutie Funnel

Pouring alcohol down a women's ass crack then drinking it in the tossed salad position. This was invented by Buffalo Bills fan base.

I just drank from the flutie funnel...bruh!

by zacherzach October 18, 2016

Flunk

Fail a class, course, or an entire school. Basically, you need to put a lot more effort in.

They kicked me out. I wasn't supposed to come back after Christmas vacation on account of I was flunking four subjects and not applying myself and all.

by red_hunting_hat November 13, 2016