March 2

National kiss your bestie day💋

Me: it’s March 2nd

Bestie:*kiss*

by Jern smells April 25, 2022

2:58

The time I get out of school also known as happiness

Bro 2:58 is fucken awesome

by RoninXII January 31, 2022

portal 2

the best game involving potatoes

person 1: man i wanna play a potato based physics game

person 2: just play portal 2

by pastastraw January 27, 2022

September 2

Grab ass day today is national grab ass day

He grabbed her ass and ran to class on September 2

by Fefytfreth September 2, 2021

Ebib 2

The living copy of ebib is an adjacent universe, where it hasnt been reposted by normie newfag shitposting groups that think the me and my squad meme is even remotely funny. I, lukasz fucking hates these newfags and wish them death 😳😡

“Ebib ? More like ebib 2”

by Cumsock_69 June 14, 2019

November 2

everyone born this date has a phatt ass

person- omg you have such a phatt juicy ass
me- ik it's because i was born november 2

by westsidebaby100101 November 19, 2020

Fortnite 2

A sequel to the first shitty battle royale that people wouldn't shut up about. Appeared when the first one died and everyone celebrated briefly.

Person A: Hey fortnite's finally been shut down.
Person B: Ye now fortnite 2 is out, I can't wait!
Person A:
Person B:
Person A: Now listen here you little shit

by The Supreme Truth November 8, 2019