boys who participate in an early morning class called seminary in which they act like simps for the girls. They will all actively deny their simp-ness while continuing to perform simplike behaviors.
Chad: woah did you see all those boys being a mega simp?
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps
by yayayeeticus March 6, 2020
Get the seminary simpsmug. Roger would rather simp for cindy than hang out with his friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.
by BroManDan August 24, 2020
Get the Simp Chimpinmug. simp: “Hey I think cats are pretty cool”
Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””
“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”
Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””
“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”
by Lilli Bee March 9, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s Simpmug. Christian: This DMR is so good after they nerfed it!
Paul: Bro you sound like a simp virgin talking like that.
Paul: Bro you sound like a simp virgin talking like that.
by Paul Not Nice January 13, 2021
Get the simp virginmug. A man who is desperate and obsessed for women even if they are a bad person or after they have already expressed their disinterest in him. However, unlike a simp, he wont do everything for her.
Example 1: a simp will buy a $3000 dollar ring to appease his crush.
However protosimp wants to appease his crush, but realizes $3000 is kind of a stupid amount of money. He opts for a $200 ring instead.
Example 2: A simp is submissive and obsesses over a girl even after she treats him like dirt or keeps telling him she isn’t interested. He will buy her Dunkins everyday with his own money and she won’t even say thanks.
A protosimp is still stupidly obsessed with his crush, however, he understands buying his crush Dunkins everyday with his own money isn’t really worth the time—unless his crush provided him with money he may decide to pick it up for her.
Example 1: a simp will buy a $3000 dollar ring to appease his crush.
However protosimp wants to appease his crush, but realizes $3000 is kind of a stupid amount of money. He opts for a $200 ring instead.
Example 2: A simp is submissive and obsesses over a girl even after she treats him like dirt or keeps telling him she isn’t interested. He will buy her Dunkins everyday with his own money and she won’t even say thanks.
A protosimp is still stupidly obsessed with his crush, however, he understands buying his crush Dunkins everyday with his own money isn’t really worth the time—unless his crush provided him with money he may decide to pick it up for her.
by memes124 February 5, 2021
Get the Proto-simpmug. The unholy nectar of one who can be defined as a simp. They gulp this unholy sauce as they desert The Boys and converse with their female despite short relation.
Person 1: Aye hop on COD lets run some S and D.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.
by DillDog693 January 19, 2020
Get the Simp saucemug. by GodzillaDaGamer June 3, 2020
Get the simp poolmug.