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English teacher

A rat who makes you analyze the most simple words ever. He also often is a simp for girls that are 30 years younger then him.
"Read the text and make a summary in 50 paragraphs" - A rdm English teacher
by Laynad00 May 3, 2021
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english

a class which is torture
i dont want to go to english
by shrekisverycool March 21, 2023
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English Teacher

Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…

Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022
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english einstein

this is an ironical nickname, most commonly used to describe racist white english teacher's who think reading to kill a mockingbird gives them the n word pass. this name is to describe the teachers who share a brain cell with every one of their siblings (they would have alot of them because they are very old).
teacher: oMg gUys tHeReS a WoRD cOMinG uP BuT JUst To lEt You kNOw I wOUld NEVER sAY tHIS word IN aNy oTher conTExt!1!!111 soooooooo ANYWHOO HERE IT IS:

you and your mate at the back of the classroom: wow, what an english einstein!
by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023
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english is my language

A variation of EnGlAnD iS mY cItY, but that dumb fuck who likes to make fun of people is saying it.
English is my language and if it weren’t for team 0 then the U.S. would be normal
by Eskimo’s with big tits June 7, 2018
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Englishing

Fuck, he's having trouble englishing. He can barely talk without a cat getting his tongue.
by Pablo Juan Cena May 9, 2019
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English or spanish

when you use this word the other person needs to repond

then you have to link this with a human action like first one to laugh,talk,move is gay you always have to put is gay at the end at all cost.
English or spanish. they respond -english. whoever moves first is gay
by HeckerLilbro June 17, 2024
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