Money Cock

When a girl just pretends she wants your Cock but she really just wants your money

Timmy: that girl over there really seems like she wants your horn
Terry: Yea but she just wants that "Money Cock" she will ride it then ask you to go to the mall and buy her a gucci bag there are to many of them nowadays gonna pass
Timmy: Nice thanks for the advice maybe you could find one that will only want mc donald's after she rides ur horn

by TurboTerry April 7, 2022

Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.

Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block

by Hellawo December 13, 2017

Cock Roach

Any man who throws his dick around to get women to pay his way. He can't do anything for himself except go house to house using other people to get what he wants.

Honey don't let that Cock Roach in your house, you'll have to call an exterminator to get him out!

by Vbwitch September 7, 2017

Rotating Cock

when your cock starts rotating and you start floating into the air like a fucking helicopter

OH GOD I HAVE A ROTATING COCK OH FUCK
(this person then flew up into the air and was never seen again)

by choco (real!) January 20, 2023

Criss cross apple cock

This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them

Chad fucked Megan in criss cross apple cock

by Chodrick May 10, 2018

Cock Dandruff

Resulting from not keeping ones pubic area neat, trim and clean. Cock Dandruff, the particulate matter that builds up on the front of the urinal and or toilet.

It’s not my job, so much Cock Dandruff on the front of the toilet; it’s not my job to clean it up. We can tell the one living in this house that does not keep their pubic hair on point. Every time they pee it looks like the public restroom at the convention center local.

by Word assembly worker #45 October 13, 2018

Cock Check

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.

Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.

by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022