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kegel balls

Balls that are used for self pleasure. Usually two balls that are attached to eachother. You may stick them in the many orifices that you have on your body. For example, your anus, or crotch if female.
I found my roommates kegel balls hidden in the shelf below are sink.
by mireyaaaaaaa July 25, 2016
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Balling

(v.) another term for fucking, only with a slightly dirtier nuance. “Balling” is the kind of fucking one does with clothes only opened or moved aside, in a dark corner at night, out in public on a city street. “Balling” suggests a sexual need that is both raw and immediate.
We got caught while he was balling me in the doorway to a bank!”
by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024
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Skert into the bowling ball

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal
individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."
by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017
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Ohno my balls

"Ohno my balls! They're gone!"
by Rat_Chef_200 September 23, 2021
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come to dinner with your balls out

To arrive at an event or destination woefully unprepared.
We were all excited by the prospect of seeing Brian that evening, but I shockedly exclaimed upon meeting him, "My God, man! You've come to dinner with your balls out." Oh, Brian... will you never change?
by Epiklandia November 22, 2020
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Ball sweater

Someone who try's so hard that their balls sweat. Ball Sweats or Ball Sweaters are especially found in Call of Duty games.
Gamer #1 : Dang that guy on the other team is going 38-0...he is a ball sweater.
Gamer #2 : Yeah I bet he keeps a bowl under his balls to hold all his sweat.
by Swagonometery May 18, 2017
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Holy Fucking Balls DUDE

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit
Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????
by Vaksej November 8, 2021
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