den Clölps machen

In Rocket League das entscheidende Sieg- oder Ausgleichstor Sekunden vor Ablauf der Zeit erzielen

Nur noch 10 Sekunden bis Spielende! Kann er noch den Clölps machen?

by therealc42 December 26, 2017

barry_the_bantz_machine

A pedo who should kill himself

barry_the_bantz_machine is a pedo

by asddfefwf May 31, 2018

Den Busfahrer machen

Wenn jemand eine Zigarette oder einen Joint raucht ohne abzuaschen.

Häufig lassen sich Busfahrer in ihrer Zigarettenpause dabei beobachten wie sie aus Zeitnot ganze Zigaretten rauchen ohne abzuaschen weil sie in drei Minuten ihre nächste fahrt haben.

Typ 1: *reicht dir einen Joint der einen Turm aus Asche an seiner spitze trägt*
Typ 2: "Hast du nen neuen Nebenjob? Wir haben doch Zeit min Jung"

Ich vermeide es mit Leuten zu rauchen die regelmäßig den Busfahrer machen, ich bin nämlich nicht heiß auf Brandlöcher!

by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018

Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.

The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice

by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018

bucking washing machine

A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.

Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "

by Dschizo May 11, 2018

female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine

Me and granny did the dirty washing machine last night

by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018