excuse the fuck out of me

zendaya when hunter posts

*hunter posts*

zendaya: excuse the fuck out of me.

by papichulo445 February 27, 2021

Fuck me

Something a girl would never say too me

Will you fuck me?

by Make A Wish Child February 27, 2021

cucumber loves me

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

cucumber loves me

by somethingsomethinggayguy March 1, 2021

News to Me

A phrase said when someone tells you something new you never heard before, usually when it is about death or other shocking events.

Person 1: Bro the President has Coronavirus!
Person 2: News to me!

by zdoesgaming March 4, 2021

cant touch me

When a person is so good its hard to believe and nobody can compare to them no matter how hard they try. Basically means "You'll never be as good as me." or when you cant touch someone, whether that be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and/or mentally. In general just means someone is THAT bitch/or nigga.

example:

Person 1- "You cant touch me!'
Person 2- *shakes head* "you right..."

by wowgetoutmyface March 6, 2021

me

not you, me

not you, me
not you, me
not you, me

what, do you not understand?

MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by May07 March 8, 2021

give me free money

litteraly the title

Did you hear betsy ask for free money?

Yes she asked give me free money today

by inoobs March 10, 2021