Cock-banded

When a man tucks his flacid cock into the waistband of his lover’s pants.

I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!

Dinner was delicious!

by Created by Ray & Craig April 7, 2023

Purple Cock jacks

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.

Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday

by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020

oil cock

one who fucks cars

the car mechanic is an oil cock

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Cock

Some people have a 20-meter defeater while others have a 20-millimeter defeater. I have a 69-meter defeater though.

Woman: DANGGGG YOU GOT THAT 69 METER DEFEATER
Man: *Takes off fake cock*
Woman: ...

by COCKRIDER6969 March 31, 2022

General Cock-Hand

Referring to Minecraft when someone has more than 64 raw chicken

“Man your a General Cock-Hand.”

by Mr_Right-17 July 5, 2022

coldwater-cock

stage fright, ashamed, nervousness

The new comedian stood on the stage like he had coldwater-cock.

Quit standing there with your coldwater-cock and talk to that girl.

by Rock Thompson October 26, 2006

massive cock

A cock with an impressive size.

"Wow it's a massive cock!!!" She said whie unziping his pants

by Mathieu's cock May 16, 2022