rice-balling

Asian form of tea bagging

Person A: “Hey, I just got some tea bags today!”
Person B: “Nice, dude! I’m going to Tokyo tomorrow for some rice-balling with this cute guy I met on Grindr! Don’t worry if I don’t respond; I’m gonna have my mouth full!”

by Orchid Palmer February 9, 2018

Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).

1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.

by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010

Cock and ball torture

The torture of cock and ball torture

For example-
Dreamy Poo: "Gogy Wogy, would you like to try some cock and ball torture with me tonight?"
Gogy Wogy: "Oh, yes, Dreamy Poo."

by PotatoInYourAss June 22, 2022

Balls

AKA where everyone kicks you
paul: gimme some head
steven: *kicks balls*

SUCKMA balls

by Sluttyshitballswtf January 11, 2024

Balls

Balls have a lot of definitions 😁

Balls like for sports, soccer, basketball

Balls that are toys…😁 like bouncy balls or ballpit balls
Balls that all males possess 😁

Damn he has nice balls 🏀

Yesterday at night he showed me his…anyway you can finish that 😁

by ArminAlertmypookieee March 24, 2024

Balls in my poop

Ping pong balls

Ping pong is terrible balls in my poop

by Master oogway is daddy April 29, 2022

Ball cheese

The cheese on your balls that smell and on your stick pull it back and you find more

Hey dude I can smell your ball cheese wash your balls.

by Thecheesemastersmeller October 13, 2021