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Dog cock

Eww, you stink like dog cock.
Or
Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.
by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
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Cock Pilgrimage

Women who intend to travel under the guise of "life experience" to excuse travel in multiple countries to systematically indulge in as many intimate encounters possible without fear of being thrown into an unfavorable class of women in their natural habitat.
"She went to Europe in the Summer, apparently she had the time of her life."

"Make sure she gets tested, it sounds like she went on a serious Cock Pilgrimage"
by justinitforthelols April 8, 2013
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Car cock

A person who is only a dick when they're driving
David why are you being a car cock??
by Bust a move hunny October 23, 2016
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cock muncher

hey look at that cock muncher over there just munching that guys nob off
by Klepzeiker January 19, 2024
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cock

daniel: ayo nice cock

george: ty uwu
by urmomskiss July 29, 2021
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Cock

A big rod located on the lower body region of a male human being, that can come in all different sizes and colours. This weapon of mass destruction is perfect for sexual intercourse and is also a good sucking tool (not for babies however). Cocks mainly come in the shape of a banana but everyone is different. The bigger the cock, the better because size does matter.
Jennifer: OMG last night I rode Bobby's massive cock in the backseat of his car.

Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?

Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.

Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?

Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.

Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?

Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)
by I_Have_Cake69420 July 18, 2021
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cock pocket

A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.
The Scotsman put his money in his cock pocket.
by MrWiz69 July 2, 2011
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