no me

The best way to confuse your opponent in a no u battle
How people know you have yourself

Person 1: Your Stupid
Person 2: no u

Person 1: no u

Person 2: no u

Person 1: no me
Everyone in a 3 mile radius: - stunned-

by Trash_and_a_half December 06, 2018

NO ME

This is the absolute form of no u, the ultimate inter-galactic response to any kind of offensive words.

Bitchlasagna: your mom gaii
Intellectual: NO ME
Bitchlasagna: iyaaaaaa!!! *holds head with both hands and artistically screeching*

by Weaboo Gonzales March 14, 2018

no me

the way to insult yourself and confuse the person who insulted you at the same time

"hey u dum haha"
"no me"
"wot"

by hyytjttjujgukg November 02, 2021

No Me

The term used in defense of the victim of a no u attack, thus taking the sexual connotation onto oneself instead of the victim; this saves their sexuality with a sacrifice of your own.

"Haha hey man this rap album is p bad."

"Bro ur mom gay"

(vigilante) "NO ME"

"Holy shit fam thanks for that save haha I was about to go total gay whew"

by Astute Gentleman April 02, 2018

no me

when someone boasts, you scream this

A: I'm the smartest person in the class, dumbass!
B: no me
A: (dies)

by a doorknob July 29, 2018

no me

opposite of no u. used when u disagree w someone but ur still btr than the other person so u refer to urself instead of them :D

manami: guitar is better than fencing
me: no u
me: oh wait
me: NO ME

by manamidisapprovesoftaehyung January 31, 2019

Brewski me please!

Mid-west, AKA Yooper metaphor to, "beer me please!"

(Somewhere in a Minnesoooota bar):

Kyle: Brewski me please!
Bartender: .......? Ooooooh I see what you did there. You betcha, coming right up!

by KM994 September 20, 2020