military sex

when a brother and sister of two military parents have intercourse

my daughter olivia and my son ethan had military sex while i was at war!!

by love_4332 September 22, 2017

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Butt-Sex Bonnet

When a person has such rough anal sex that the rectum prolapses.

Erika ended up with a Butt-Sex Bonnet after her date Friday night.

by TOTEMIR August 18, 2023

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The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.

Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.

by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016

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two-way sex

For two men to both stick their penis's into the same vagina/anus/mouth at the same time. Not only could it involve two men and one woman, it could also involve three gay men as well.

Person 1: Where did Mark, Luke and Sarah go?
Person 2: Two-way sex most likely

by TheFunnyGuy88 May 5, 2023

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sex story

see pts 1-8. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 9/9 (fucking finally)

sex story pt 9 (falling action!!)

he unlatches himself from my clit and takes his finger out of my vagina and looks at me pridefully, yet adoringly. he wipes his chin and hand off and lies beside me telling me about how good of a girl i am and how much he loves me and loves making me feel good. i lie snuggled up to his side until my legs build up the strength to walk to the bathroom so i can clean up and make our dinner. <3

by benadryljams February 10, 2024

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