I love Malik Forever

So let's ask me how did it happen? or how did it begin? Because I am completely clueless, but I know I love Malik forever. Here are some of the aspects that stood out to me. He is just so damn cool, like he would do insane stuff for you. And I am also crazy enough to write him hundreds and hundreds of paragraphs just for him to understand how much I love him. I am not the TYPE OF WOMAN to be clingy. I repeat, I AM NOT!! But why is it that now he is my boyfriend? I swear

I can't - STOP MYSELF from worshiping for his love. I love that man; I can't stop obsessing over him. Why? Because he is so adorable in every little thing he does, and I fall in love with every slang he uses. He is so immature that I want to keep and protect him forever. He is so fragile; I can't let him get hurt because he is my baby, and I would do anything for him. This Man Drives me crazy not only that he drives me crazy, but he always drives crazy he drives like he has a second life. But I'm ready to crash with him whatsoever! If I can describe the scene, how crazy he is, It would be how Joker drove his car and Harley was his Passenger seat princess included that maniac laughs. I love looking into his eyes when he talks about our future because they dazzle a lot. *MY heart screams* One thing I can say is that how could I not fall for him? He is someone who will always be there for me. And the most attractive thing about him is that he will never give up on me. That's why I LOVE MALIK FOREVER!!!!

HIM: Would you die for me?

ME: YES-

HIM: Actually would you live for me?

ME: YES!! with you

*Answer with no hesitation because I love Malik forever and that's eternity.*

by Obsessed with him March 08, 2023

Cooper loves kaelynn more

It’s a proven fact that cooper loves kaelynn more than anything on this planet or known to this universe cause it just is

Cooper loves kaelynn more than anything

by 69696969686968 May 06, 2019

love streaming

The process of shoving items up to your ass on stream to a close relative or loved one, while they masturbate to you stretching your anus out with the said item, to the point where you are able to fit an entire bunch of bananas up your ass. Followed by you slowly shitting them out after being completely immersed within your ass.

"I mean I'm love streaming myself putting lemons in my ass"

by theknoweverything August 05, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025

I love a bargain but I won’t do it

Buying something

I love a bargain but I won’t do it

by Xadana November 30, 2023

Love Maker

A kinder and gentler phrase to be used in the place of the word "fucker".

Brenda: "I got sent to the principal's office today for allegedly telling the teacher to fuck that fucking fucker in regards to the principal, but I got in even worse trouble when the principal asked about my comment and I told him that I had actually said to make love to that love-making love maker. Which one is worse?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 03, 2023

Love Maker

A love maker is a man who listens strictly to music about making love that you can make love to without ever listening to anything else. He talks in the low voice of Barry White to everybody by starting every conversation with "You know I love you, girl!"

Gordilia: "That guy Lambert has listened strictly to the Clean Up Man by Willie D in his car and wherever he goes for every second of his entire life with that song on eternal loop without ever stopping! It just plays incessantly wherever he goes!"

Jerome: "What a Love Maker!"

Lambert : "You know I love you, girl, but..."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 02, 2023