dadliest cock

Name you give to someone's cock that you think look like your dad's

Girl 1: Wow, this is a huge cock... It reminds me of my dad
Guy: Thanks
Girl 2: Yeah, he got the dadliest cock ever

by SυιfΛrΙΘΠs--LΞ-VΞLυ November 15, 2017

Cock bust

Where ur cock just explodes

Hey i just had a cock bust

by Bén döver November 24, 2021

Cock-blocker

A guy who tries to sabotage the friendship between a girl and another guy.

Mark told Stacey a fake story about a fake girlfriend of mine. What a Cock-blocker!

by canadiannick April 25, 2015

Cock cushion

An alternate title for cockwarming, where one person's phallice is used as a cushion for another person to sink down onto

Person 1 (male): So you're gonna warm me up?
Person 2: Yep. Your dick's gonna be my own personal cock cushion!

by swagmaster35 June 20, 2021

Cock pot

When she takes a bong rip and then deep throats the dick

Baby why don’t you just cock pot it

by Warted October 6, 2019

Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.

“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”

by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019

oyster cock

The phallic member of said sea creature

Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks

by huckleberry finn the second March 8, 2017