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balled my eyes out

a misspelling of "bawled my eyes out" used by people from California and elsewhere who actually pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way.
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by Tomer S February 28, 2008
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Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.
Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.
by Terrance Clark December 28, 2005
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stay out of my kitchen

What you say to a pansexual when they come out of the closet.

Can also be used with a swear word: Stay the ____ out of my Kitchen
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm Pansexual
Guy 2: Stay out of my Kitchen
by ActiveThread300 December 20, 2017
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roll out the red carpet

to give someone a ceremonious welcome
They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.
by Light Joker November 1, 2005
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Making an ass out of yourself

When someone thinks they're being cool or impressing people, but really they're making themselves sound stupid and making themselves look like a fool.
John made an ass out of himself when he claimed to be a history expert but then got world war I and world war II mixed up.

A drunk guy made an ass out of himself when he was singing lyrics to a non existent song outside the bar

Two examples of making an ass out of yourself.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021
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Peace out, girl scout

the only good way to say goodbye to your friends....
meredith: hey. i have to stop talking
maggie: kk. peace out, girl scout!
by mag_dances November 30, 2018
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Polk County Fake-Out

When you're having sex, right before climax you pull out, jizz in the girl's eyes then fart in her mouth.
Johnny gave Susie a Polk County Fake-out, she couldn't see where he ran off, but she sure as hell tasted what he had for lunch.
by dhw420 January 29, 2010
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