Ahmed syndrome

The disability to lose basic and fundamental cognitive abilities and have a constantly decreasing attention span that worsens by the minute which leads you to interrupt your friend's conversations or space out into the abyss every now and then.

"Faisal you're not paying attention, did the Ahmed Syndrome really get you? Pull yourself together man."

by spozy May 21, 2024

Mika Syndrome

when a person is manipulating and gaslighting a friend only showing the worst of that person to their common friends without showing what they did then victim playing, and when that person starts knowing their self worth they start acting like an angel but also saying horrible things and doing unexplainable actions to that person

Mika syndrome person: look what X sent me
Person 1: omg she is so horrible what a bitch
X: *..being sent worse things from them*

by mika hater May 23, 2024

destroy lonely syndrome

destroy lonely syndrome is when a guy uses a pretty girl found from Pinterest as his profile picture on social media

i thought a bad bitch followed me, but it was just a guy with destroy lonely syndrome

by sillycat1234 May 25, 2024

im cooked syndrome

when you try studying for an exam but you know you're cooked, so you end up sitting there just looking at your book without even doing any studying (you have sat there for the last 8 hours straight and done no actual work)

(its over for you)

did you study for the finals tomorrow?
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked

by protein bor May 26, 2024

Bimbo Syndrome

An infectious disease most commonly transmittable amongst women and to a lesser extent men with low intelligence, it eats away at brain matter until the victim eventually succumbs and begins parroting whatever twitter/x.com trending says and develops a belief that their opinions hold more importance than others

Very Common
More than 3 million US cases per year

Spreads in various ways
Usually self-treatable
Usually self-diagnosable
Lab tests or imaging not required
Chronic: can last for years or be lifelong

"Damn! That bitch must have Bimbo Syndrome. She doesn't even know what state she lives in"

by Clyde69Denny'sParkingLot May 29, 2024

Reddit/Discord mod syndrome

A deadly chronic illness that's side effects include a fear of touching grass, a fear of women, a fear of showering and the inability to talk and socialize like a normal human being.

This moderator clearly has Reddit/Discord mod syndrome wow.

by mr beast real 2001 September 20, 2025

school unfocus syndrome

The phenomenon where students currently in school, who are unfocused in class, commonly think they’re the only ones struggling, while most school leavers (especially adults over 25) remember being unfocused too.

During my lecture, I noticed a lot of students zoning out, which reminded me of the school unfocus syndrome we all experienced back in the day!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025