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Ball horny

A person who simply MUST touch the ball no matter the circumstances, cost or consequences. This mainly referse to ball sport.
We lost that game because instead of letting Richard score, Bob decided he had to kick the ball into our own goal because he was ball horny.

Bob is too ball horny and ruins the game for his own team.
mugGet the Ball hornymug.

Cock N Ball Torture

The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.
Guy 1: Bro I used cock n ball torture on this one zoophile! Guy 2: Thats awesome!!!!
by xRyco February 5, 2022
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Dwarf Wrecking Ball

Person 1: I cant get any women, im to short.
Person 2: Just become a dwarf wrecking ball
by Bonk police September 7, 2023
mugGet the Dwarf Wrecking Ballmug.

8-balling

an action performed by sliding ones hands up the thighs of another towards the crotch, usually in a sexual manner
Dan 8-balled his boyfriend in an attempt to arouse him.

"Bro, stop 8-balling me weirdo we ain't having sex rn"
by Koda-wolf August 11, 2021
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Skeet-ball

Labeling Dixie cups or solo cups with point values and placing them in a line and trying to ejaculate into them from a distance.
Hey bro I was shooting a round of Skeet-ball alone last night and hit the jackpot.
by soggy_pete September 9, 2020
mugGet the Skeet-ballmug.

metamorphic balls

literally just flaming metamorphic balls. what else do you want me to say. only people with extreme swagger have metamorphic balls, so jared in your math class with the creeper hoodie, most certainly does. it’s 2021, minecraft drip is the new supreme.
kevin: hey, what’s up with your pants? they’re sagging-
me: sorry man, i just have massive metamorphic balls, you wouldn’t know the struggle.
kevin: yeah your right sorry.
by shishki September 25, 2021
mugGet the metamorphic ballsmug.

Balls on yur face

An expression used whenever you are pissed off at something stupid.
Dammit Joe, balls on yur face, i slipped on another god damned banana!!
by Kyler PUNK September 25, 2005
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