Sex Smelling Salts

A woman wakes her man up by dipping her fingers in her wet pussy and lathering it on his sleeping mouth lips.

'She woke me up with those sweet sex smelling salts this morning.'

by RedNexDex April 20, 2024

Sex

its like...
when you...
uhh
when your uhh
hm..
yikes...

how to sex? 🔍
"step one: gert grilfrifned"
:(

by potty humor XD April 20, 2024

dune sex position

Punching a Girls Stomach Before Inserting Your Dick. You Have To Activate Your Inner Sandworm. Like In The Movie Dune.

I am boutta active my sandworm with this dune sex position

by TBAT is TBAT April 20, 2024

Alaskan butt sex

We're two people will take one icicle and put it in both there butthole and start moving back and forth on it eachtime touching checks until both people have an ice burn surrounding there anus

My rear-end is cold and sore after our Alaskan butt sex yesterday

by Juice cake April 21, 2024

sex story

stories horny af ppl read. bitch- i bet ur like 11 or 25 with no life. go touch some fucking grass

'i love me some sex story'
'bitch js get a prostitute'

by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024

sex story

hi. ive seen you've scrolled this far getting ur slutty ass wet and drooling over sex stories.
STOP. 😭
im here to tell u to take a break. get some exercise and shit. touch some GRASS. dont u have anything better to do?? i bet ur 11 or 25. no in between.

'i love me a sex story'
'nahh, if ur that horny get a prostitute'

by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024

The Ritual of Sex

An unreleased 2002 comedy film featuring Alan Walker's manager Gunnar Greve getting fucked in multiple positions by host Else Kass Furuseth with clothes on during an interview

person 1: hey have you heard of ritual?
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree

by gunnar greve fan club April 26, 2024