When a person who was once didn't have many friends or not seen gets arrested for suspected pedophilic activities
by Mayor of Yapsville February 13, 2024
Get the Bradlyn Syndromemug. An odd phenomenon that describes the way a lad always tend to end in bed with same girl again and again, even though he does not want to. The syndrome is typically activated when a lad needs a consolation bang.
"What up bro, did you pull Clara?"
"Nah fuck man, I woke up in Sophie's bed again"
"Oh shit, you are totally hit by The Crow-Syndrome geezer"
"Nah fuck man, I woke up in Sophie's bed again"
"Oh shit, you are totally hit by The Crow-Syndrome geezer"
by TheCheekyCherry January 18, 2019
Get the The Crow-Syndromemug. An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 5, 2025
Get the Gassy Ass Syndromemug. “Yeah it’s crazy how some people are...are you even listening?”
“Now why would I do that, I’ve got Britonous Syndrome...”
“Now why would I do that, I’ve got Britonous Syndrome...”
by numbnut March 10, 2019
Get the Britonous Syndromemug. A syndrome that gives you the urge to lick ass immediately. This makes your school teachers give you better grades, but also makes all the other students hate you.
Person 1: "Oh my god is he out licking ass again?"
Person 2: "Yeah i think he has the milad syndrome"
Person 2: "Yeah i think he has the milad syndrome"
by Sechtiw December 14, 2016
Get the milad syndromemug. Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.
by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025
Get the Morning Tard Syndromemug. when someone joins a school, and instead of adapting to the new environment and making new friends, they latch onto one person and only talk to/ follow them around. they may briefly interact with this person’s other friends, but will not try to become real friends with them.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
“hey did you see that the new kid Jess is already dating Brad, even though theyve only known each other for a month”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome”
by Flyin' Lionfish November 22, 2021
Get the new school syndromemug.