Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.

"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."

by urbandefiner2000 May 07, 2015

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cock all

Doing nothing

Friend 1: Hi mate, what have you done today?

Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then

by crookmeister2000 May 10, 2021

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cock sauce

A word that my family uses that just means "siracha"

Dad: "pass me the cock sauce"

by Carbon Pearl October 27, 2021

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Cock locked

When I guy's dick goes soft while having sex & he is unable to get it back up again

We tried for hours to have sex but he stayed cock locked.

by Jojo westbrook May 19, 2016

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Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.

I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.

by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022

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