Cat-Person Syndrome

Also known as autism.

"You have Cat-Person Syndrome."
"Where did my family go. what is going on."

by AlephSue December 13, 2022

Klinefelter Syndrome

Name after TEMS Scott Klinefelter, it’s when you’re such a stud, you completely destroy all your X chromosomes making you mentally unhinged.

Oh Scott’s got that Klinefelter syndrome and that’s why he huffs emesis bags

by Hoagies before Poagies September 1, 2022

Pokéholm Syndrome

According to the Fandom DSM, Pokéholm Syndrome is a condition where Pokémon fans will undergo violent temper tantrums and mental breakdowns if someone near them criticizes anything about the Pokémon series. Symptoms: *Delusional Thinking | *Unable to differentiate effortful products from slapdash products if all are made by Game Freak specifically | *Temporary shutdown of the prefrontal cortex when seeing anything Pokémon related | *Dysfunctional limbic system that is unable to process negative emotions when the patient experiences anything Pokémon related | *Excessive amygdalal activity when the Pokémon franchise is criticized | *Maladapted Pattern Recognition that falsely presumes "Pokémon fans are never happy" in spite of the patient being a Pokémon fan, usually as a response to any criticism | *Parasocial attachment to the Game Freak company alongside unconditional defense of said company, one similar to a pattern usually detected in maternal behavior towards one's own infant. | Treatment: Exposure Therapy, Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy, Tactile Botany (Colloquially known as 'touching grass').

Exhibit A of Pokéholm Syndrome -

Jacob: Yo this new Pokémon game looks so PEAK! *Insert worst graphics & animations known to humanity at the cost of $XXX.XX here*
John: That looks like an NES Game...
Jacob: Bro Pokémon fans are NEVER happy smh.

by The Ultimate Subby September 14, 2025

Billy Syndrome

Billy syndrome is when someone acts like a billy. The act of being a billy is someone who is really retarded and eats legos

Oh look, Jimmy is eating crayons again. He must have Billy Syndrome

by UncleBilly38 July 15, 2019

die syndrome

when your in massive amounts of pain but not enough to kill you but you might as well want to die

mike: bro im having a case of die syndrome rn
ben: why
mike: i ate taco bell bean burrito
ben: damn

by mewhenimjoe August 3, 2021

ALF Syndrome

If Your Throat Will Be Sore And Cause Very Lower Pitched.
You’ll Changed To ALF’s Voice When Causing Throat Problems To Be Very Worse.

1,200 People Expect Richard had an ALF Syndrome.

by MayDayMeh May 30, 2018

Mike Tyson Syndrome

The mental impediment or slowness caused by age, fear, or laziness that allows oneself to be pushed around and hit and hit back with minimal force or not at all.

Do you see how Garry gets treated? He must have Mike Tyson Syndrome.

by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025