by Bigmonkeydaddya_123 May 20, 2022
Get the Cockmug. by Bobs sandwiches December 1, 2020
Get the Cock meet sandwichmug. A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.
“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt”
“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”
“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”
by Katalyna October 8, 2021
Get the Cock Juggling Thunder Cuntmug. A person who lives in candor New York that fucks their cousins and has a shit ton of Pos chevys around
by Dirt cock March 2, 2017
Get the dirt cockmug. The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".
You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?
The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!
The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!
by WhenWe February 19, 2012
Get the Bleeding Cock Soremug. Another word for penis
by Stupidmodels April 10, 2023
Get the Cockmug. Buddy: yo i took some sialis and i my skin went slurp sucked the soul right outta my but i tell yeah i was hung like a horse for many hours
(Sialis cock) this person must be in the mid 50's and was told the mans skin pretty much just went slurp sucked right back
(Sialis cock) this person must be in the mid 50's and was told the mans skin pretty much just went slurp sucked right back
by Dick dander September 20, 2020
Get the Sialis Cockmug.