absolute balls

Absolute Balls is a term used to describe hatred. Hate is a strong word, so use Absolute Balls instead! Your peers will get a great chuckle out of this one, chief.

"bro, the game you suggested me was absolute balls."

"What the fuck kyle. Just say you hate it."

"No, hate is a strong word."

by treesoda August 24, 2022

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thirt ball

big 30, 30 thousand all blues call me thirt ball

thirt ball: let’s go dis dat perc talk sweating hard as fuck clutching my glizzy with my shirt off

by Ducko 🦆 March 4, 2024

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Smelly Balls

A term used by the person who does the laundry when they can't remember what the fabric softener Downy Unstoppables is called.

Honey, can you buy some smelly balls? We are out and I have to do the laundry this weekend.

by cornmesser June 10, 2021

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When you curl up into the fetal position bundled in blankets. Usually after a long day, or simply regretting your life choices.

Generally done in private, your car, or drunk. Intended to bring futile comfort.

"Im gonna go curl up into a bitch ball, its been a long week."

by EtMalaUnum April 17, 2025

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