COCK

the thing your mom sucked last night (she had one too)

nice COCK

by serf YT December 13, 2023

archie slattery's cock

such a girthy object it's rediculous i swear to god i would do anything for a tug.

Gir1l: I want archie slattery's cock
Girl2: OMG YASSS ME TOO.

by willy12369 June 17, 2022

Finney cock

The smallest type of cock, often referred to as an “ invisi-Willy” (in-viz-ee-will-ee)

“I wanted to suck it, but he had an actual Finney cock!”

“Ewww, a micro penis makes those things look like a bbc”

by Peter Peterson January 8, 2021

Pussy cock

When your dick is so tiny it looks like a fucking pussy

Yo tryna suck ma dick yerrr got you g, yo your dick so small that shit look like a pussy cock

by Fuck nigga smelly dick February 9, 2020

Cock Smith

A 5’2 twink from Arkansas who has an unhealthy obsession with Lana Del Rey and men.

“Did you see that twink on the news who went crazy and killed all of his exes?!”
Oh, you mean Cock Smith?

by Cocksmiththefirst December 30, 2021

cock

funny bird

"did you see the new cock of the day?"

by diggon April 19, 2020

Cock Frogging

A swingers party game that requires 1 cock frog (slutty femme fatale) and 5 or more men, to be lined up laying on their backs with full mongrels while said cock frog bounces from shaft to shaft. Somewhat like the old fashioned game of leap frog.

I bet Gav will love to be a lily pad at tonight's cock frogging party.
Man: Doc, i think I've broken my dick
Doctor: Have you been cock frogging again Sir?

by robins hood March 5, 2021