I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar

1.Last resort phrase used in an argument to try and gain ground when otherwise utterly defeated.

Made popular by Kirk Van Houten when trying to find something that Homer would envy during his new divorce.

Kirk VanHouten: I sleep in a racecar, Do you sleep in a racecar?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

I just got a new job and a new car...what's up with you?
I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar?

by Jackdrnkrno7 March 12, 2010

According to Sophocles, I gotta get outta here!!!

This phrase is used when you are caught up in your words, and aren't making any sense, and you need to get out as soon as possible, so you decide to turn to a famous playright to make yourself look educated and get out of the situation before it is too late!!!

"If you have a goat as a pet, it will eat everything!" "Well, DUH, that's why they call them goats!!!" OH god, according to Sophocles, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

by According to Sophocles... December 31, 2008

I b on da flo keepin it reel

When a "pimpin" black man finds himself, both on the floor and in reality.

ICEEP: YO WUDDUP G?
G: Nuttin, I to da C to da double E P, I b on da flo keepin it reel, say what?
ICEEP: YEEEAAAH!

by The Entropy November 3, 2008

N E M E S I S

Worst guild in world of warcraft, period.

Guy 1: I have to commit suicide, I'm sorry Mom.
Mom 1: Honey why?!
Guy 1: I got kicked out of N E M E S I S...
Mom 1: OMFG!! You suck!! GTFO!!

by Jadler September 14, 2007

I herd you liek your profile picture

Phrase. Can only be used in the instance were someone on a social networking site has a Mudkip as their profile picture.

Person 1: I herd you liek Mudkipz.
Person 2: No, "I herd you liek your profile picture" should be used in this instance you noob.

by Mcxtreme November 18, 2010

look at my own arse when I shit

When you are that busy, that you don't even have time to look down when you are having a shit because you are too focused on something, you have to take it into the bathroom with you and use the toilet as a temporary office
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.

'I had that many emails coming through that I had to reply to, I didn't even have time to look at my own arse when I shit.'

by Davethefan August 9, 2015

I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.

@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

by Hj7p-eg August 19, 2018