TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)

A mental disorder that forces the afflicted person to suck toes uncontrollably. This can lead to gum disease and many other sicknesses.

Did you hear John got diagnosed with gun disease?
Damn, is it from his chronic TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)?

by Nsmsmgmtmemdmd July 8, 2023

Sanji Syndrome

When your eyes turn into a fucking heart because you love them and ur a stupid simp and uhhh thats it

my friend has sanji syndrome. hes failing school and so fucking weird

by Wengardian Leviosa August 5, 2024

dumb pog syndrome

a person who’s really dumb and acts like a pog

also known as DPS

oh god look at that dude he suffers from dumb pog syndrome.

by yeeyee155 July 6, 2019

The Narbeh Syndrom

this is when you become sped and when you cant control your lavashak addiction. Narbeh was born in tehran and drinks chai all day, this syndrom gets spread very fast.

omg did you get The Narbeh Syndrom from NARBEH last night, i heard it goes in your tutuz first the way to cure is SADAF

by SLAYYYbadass124 June 25, 2022

trump nicotine syndrome

Anyone whose mother seems like she may have smoked and or drank during pregnancy.

I think that guy may have the Trump Nicotine Syndrome (TNS).

by Bobuzan December 9, 2018

Albastion’s syndrome

A situation whereby in a hetrosexual relationship the male refuses to make the first move, so the female has to instead.

Yeah that couple definitely has Albastion’s Syndrome.

by philawpol June 8, 2018

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.

“The new born baby is born with Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.”

by SonnyK December 23, 2024