"hey dude i was wondering should we look at the definition of cheese"
"if you will lmao, read it out"
"Cheese is when you proceed to do sex with a-"
"nevermind"
"if you will lmao, read it out"
"Cheese is when you proceed to do sex with a-"
"nevermind"
by RF5C January 15, 2025
Get the sexmug. 
Its like sex 2, but there is less nostalgia, less cool features and player base, but its got cool lighting and textures tho
People also refer to this as fucking women not dudes
People also refer to this as fucking women not dudes
by Bigoilyman9 December 14, 2023
Get the Sex remasteredmug. Dad: she has nice toes.
Shammay: ew dad what are you saying she has sex on toes ew suck her cheesy toes
Shammay: ew dad what are you saying she has sex on toes ew suck her cheesy toes
by Tiesssstowsss February 7, 2017
Get the Sex on toesmug. That wasn’t the total end, though. As Jack lay on the ground — still sleeping — Rynn looked around and successfully found a tiny piece of paper and a pen. She quickly wrote down a note on the paper, then folded it up and gripped it hard in her hands. As Rynn poked Jack awake and helped him up, Rynn opened Jack’s hand, put the note in it, and closed his fingers around it to keep it safe.
After that, Rynn glanced around to see if anyone was still there waiting to be fucked. When there wasn’t, she decided to go back home to her apartment. Rynn quickly told Jack and walked to her car and hopped in, still nude as she sat in the front seat.
Jack didn’t know what else to do now that Rynn was gone. He really liked her, even if he didn’t know anything about her other than her name. He felt lonely now, but then he remembered Rynn something into his hand. He opened his hand that was in a fist and found a tiny, yellow and crumpled piece of paper. Jack took it using his other hand and pulled it so it wasn’t crumpled anymore and he could read it.
It read: “Meet me at Rodrick’s Diner at 6:00 p.m. Don’t be late!” Jack almost fainted with joy.
( kind of a sex cliffhanger ; )
After that, Rynn glanced around to see if anyone was still there waiting to be fucked. When there wasn’t, she decided to go back home to her apartment. Rynn quickly told Jack and walked to her car and hopped in, still nude as she sat in the front seat.
Jack didn’t know what else to do now that Rynn was gone. He really liked her, even if he didn’t know anything about her other than her name. He felt lonely now, but then he remembered Rynn something into his hand. He opened his hand that was in a fist and found a tiny, yellow and crumpled piece of paper. Jack took it using his other hand and pulled it so it wasn’t crumpled anymore and he could read it.
It read: “Meet me at Rodrick’s Diner at 6:00 p.m. Don’t be late!” Jack almost fainted with joy.
( kind of a sex cliffhanger ; )
by buttermilk sex November 11, 2021
Get the Sexmug. One of the oldest forms of activity between two consenting individuals. Began as an alternative to asexual reproduction around 1.38 billion years ago, where bacteria would simply play catch with their DNA and reproduce as a result, then branched out into each species of animal. Organisms that reproduced, passed on characteristics such as lust, and a desire for parenthood. The actual biological parts like genitals, a womb, menstruation, sperm + egg, came later as species evolved.
Much later, when humans came along, we began to repurpose this act. It was no longer just to reproduce. We ended up with the want to prove intimacy. Pleasure. Power. Love and romance. Connection. Bonding. The list goes on.
We use contraception to STOP the reproduction if we're not ready. We talk about it all day long. We see it in the media plastered everywhere. We link it to social status and fulfillment, hence why "virginity", "lack of partners", or the desire to not have children are often frowned upon or viewed as deviant.
Much later, when humans came along, we began to repurpose this act. It was no longer just to reproduce. We ended up with the want to prove intimacy. Pleasure. Power. Love and romance. Connection. Bonding. The list goes on.
We use contraception to STOP the reproduction if we're not ready. We talk about it all day long. We see it in the media plastered everywhere. We link it to social status and fulfillment, hence why "virginity", "lack of partners", or the desire to not have children are often frowned upon or viewed as deviant.
"Love is just about reproduction"
Well maybe thousands of years ago, but definitely not today
I love good sex
Well maybe thousands of years ago, but definitely not today
I love good sex
by PartyCrasher547 October 19, 2025
Get the Sexmug. 1.A gender of somebody.
2.A woman and man having physical touch in certain areas for pleasure or wanting a child.
2.A woman and man having physical touch in certain areas for pleasure or wanting a child.
1.”Hey wants your sex?”Asked Amy
“Oh I identify as female!”Smiled Bella
“Same!”Said Amy kindly
2.”Hey…Alex-This is kinda embarrassing but-Can we have sex @////@“Stuttered Mary
“Oh-Why ;/////;”Replied Alex
“I want a child …”Mumbled Mary
“Ah-Alright….-Um we should go to the bedroom and you can take control!”Smiled Alex
“Ok..Thanks @/////@“ Replied Mary
“Oh I identify as female!”Smiled Bella
“Same!”Said Amy kindly
2.”Hey…Alex-This is kinda embarrassing but-Can we have sex @////@“Stuttered Mary
“Oh-Why ;/////;”Replied Alex
“I want a child …”Mumbled Mary
“Ah-Alright….-Um we should go to the bedroom and you can take control!”Smiled Alex
“Ok..Thanks @/////@“ Replied Mary
by Your_Local_Volunteer_for_VFD February 16, 2022
Get the Sexmug.