Sex

Sex is like math.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply…

Sex is like math.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply…

by .xxx_j_xxx. May 13, 2022

sex

Sex

sex

by anonymous May 12, 2023

Anal sex

Inserting penis in butt

Jae: Sherryl have you ever been fucked in the ass
Me: No ,never had anal sex
Jae:well you can barely take it vaginally

Me:(in my head)we go 5 times a day you sex maniac ofc I can barely take it

by Sherryl the Real July 16, 2024

Sex gambling

The act of making a risky play that might get you arrested if failed, but could end up in getting you some good sex.

Yo bro, last night I used this sex gambling technique on some hot girl. I though ts was gonna get me jailed but she gave me some really fucking good pussy because of that.

by Keplerix March 5, 2025

National Sex Day

June 15th is national sex day so grab yourself someone to kanoodle with and get right to it

“it’s national sex day u tryna slide”

by urban.dicktionary June 15, 2019

gas sex

Eating ass you the person eating burps while the other person farts

Uppi and I had amazing gas sex last nigh

by asliceofawesome September 12, 2017

Couscous sex

When you take a handful of couscous and thrust it deep into your girlfriend's pussy.

John bought couscous to have couscous sex.

by Cementnat March 31, 2022