Don't read me

Don't read me. No. stop. stop. STOP. I SAID STHAP IT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING ME!??! HUH?!??! WHY!!?!?!?! STOP IT. fine. this is going to be the last sentence you will read from me. ............... WHY TF ARE YOU STILL READING ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

FINE. READ. KEEP ON READING. I like it when you read. Ha! c'mon, keep on reading. yeah. You're still reading. wahoooo.

PLEAAAAAASE. You can read me tomorrow. But not today pls. please. PLEAASE. Pweaty pwease? pwease?? with cherry on top? With sugar? WITH COCONUT FLAKES?!?!?!?!?! NO??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

why are you reading me? Don't read me. Read the top.

by DiamondPro408584 February 24, 2021

Fanon Me

Your Fanon Me can like stuff IRL you wouldn't like

IRL Me: no
Fanon Me: yes plz

by Flying_on_arokette_ship July 21, 2021

Me

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Idk you use it quite often in irl Me; im gay

by Cheese liker September 12, 2021

Me

The best motherfucker there is.

Not you.

Me. I am better than all of you.

by Stupid Af June 27, 2021

National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

Toby got me

When you or anyone else falls, trips, or messes up on something, Toby (a ghost in paranormal activity) has “possessed” you and thats why you did what happened.

I tripped going up the stairs earlier I think Toby got me.

by quint897 September 9, 2025

Me

A type of saying in which you are referring to yourself.
First part of Meme IDK dude

Guy 1: I like me!
Guy 2: HAHA, Narcissism!

by XeXenon54 July 28, 2023