man am ded

why are you ded???

Quiet kid : *Drops pencil*
Me : * Dances* “AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA”

Quiet kid : Red light…
Me : “Man am ded”

by Chamolal November 25, 2021

dead man's kiss

a kiss in which a man holds his mouth on the other recipient for an unnecessary amount of time

"He gave me a dead man's kiss for 7 hours straight and now I am pruneish!"

by ubuyv May 19, 2007

Space-Man Africa

Pronounced space-man africa even though there is a silent AND invisible letter "A" at the beginning

Katie's middle name is Space-Man Africa

by haha i told u lol December 20, 2010

cheeto puff man

the 45th president of the united states

the cheeto puff man lost the eletcion

by you better hide ya kids January 20, 2021

Lick out man

The term 'lick out man' is used when you are describing someone as an asshole.

Donkey: You suck haha lol.
Shrek: Ahhh. You're such a lick out man donkey.

by UrBoiCanCount June 25, 2017

White Man's Handcuffs

The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music

For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.

by thesmallC September 28, 2011

MAN CLAN CARD

A secret society of men who in the normal course of life exude extreme masculine traits - whether desirable or not. These men truly believe that expressing these extreme macho, testosterone behaviors will quell their own insecurities. Metro-sexual men are banned from this society. You can tell a card holding "Man Clan" member by his disdain for the color pink, total avoidance of restaurants that serve quiche, the empty beer cans rolling around the bed of their truck, the implementation of "booger shooting" i.e. holding one nostril and rapidly exhaling through the nose instead of using a kleenex, the layer of grease under their nails, and the over-sized off road vehicles, not to mention the fact that they go out of their way to themselves and others to "prove" that they are the ultimate in masculinity. They will totally embrace irrational stubborn stupidity to preserve their man clan status.

Egregious acts of kindness, sensitivity, house cleaning, cooking, will ban a Man-Clan member for life. This ceremony involves the member to be dressed in pink, and the traditional burning of the "Man Clan Card".

by beentheredonehim June 24, 2010