Please Call Me Red Scarf

Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists

is Please Call Me Red Scarf actually communist?

by anonymouse134 February 6, 2021

Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021

give. me. food.

Alright.... No you need to suck it up and get food yourself ✨

Boyfriend- Give. Me. Food.
Girlfriend- I thought you got me food not the other way around now get me Starbucks before I snap your neck

by Tehehehehhehehehhe February 7, 2021

Giving me the Rizzo

When people are super nosey and all up in your business, ears perked, curious about everything you do.

Named after Rizzo the Rat from the muppets.

“Why you always peeking around giving me the Rizzo?”

by MPower522 February 8, 2021

shoot me in the club

That’s my favorite ex and he still fine to me and no I don’t like him he just so fine

Shoot me in the club

by Sumaybe February 8, 2021

Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____

A perfect imitation of Flowey from Undertale, so your technically new, aren't u? Aren't u? AREN'T U!??!

A random human: Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____
Harrison: Please don't tell me your Flowey
A random human: Your new aren't u?
Harrison: No
A random human: Aren't u??
Harriosn: No
A random human: AREN'T U!??!?!
Harrison: NO
A random human: (pulls gun) Are. U. New
Harrison: *sigh* y e s ¬_¬.

by ezwsesecefecrvefefeve February 9, 2021

Beck Me

Giving that extreme sloppy toppy!

Yo, this thot said that she wanted to beck me.

by pick321 February 9, 2021