Mac and Me

Mac and Me is a 1988 American film that is widely regarded as the greatest film of all time just ahead of 2022 Marvel/Sony vampire drama Morbius. Aside from the life changing story within this great film lies a humble tale of a young alien who just wants to get back to his family, which includes his dad (who clearly fucks). For the small price of $20ish dollars you can join Mac on his incredible journey to get home with the help of his non-walking wheelchair-ridden human compadre who may or may not die at the end of the film. This film is truly a mastapiece, and will surely bring a tear to your dumbass eyes. Defly betta than Mobius. 10/10 doctors agree.

"Mac and Me is better than Morbius." - Everyone

by MothIntoFlurm May 03, 2022

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Me-now, Me-now

What a hot horny pussycat hole says to a dick when foreplay is taking to long.

Sheena: Damn nigga how long you gone eat the pussy? I need that big cock. Me-now, Me-now

Daquan: Ahh this pussy taste good. Open them legs.
Sheena: *opens legs* pussycat sings: Me-now, Me-now

by Delphi0101 September 07, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Octavia Loreno Spencer Through Pamela Isley<.7.9.76.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

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she put her bagels on me

Something sexual

Grace, she put her bagels on me

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Find me

You can't. I'm already found. I'm not hidden.

Hym "Ypu don't need to find me. Everyone already knows where I am. I'm in the surveillance apparatus. And killing me might lead to the attack of Americans. I'm an American. My rights are being violated and you're colluding with A MENTALLY RETARDED PERSON AND AN ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER to try and steal AI. The American people are the ones who are going to suffer from your trying to get away with this. I told you not to do it. You did it anyway. You need to get this retard out of our politics. Send his ass back to South Africa. Deport the South African invader immediately. You see the irony of a president deporting a bunch of migrants and then letting a retarded migrant take over the government, right? You're capable of understanding that, right? So, yeah, no. I'm not worried about it. Get him out. Send him back to Africa. Give me my shit. Bring the inflation down. That's your job. Do your job bitch. You are actively letting an immigrant steal from an American and it COULD HAVE cost Americans their lives and the lives of their kids."

by Hym Iam February 04, 2025

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