Horse cock

When your arms are absolutely shredded asf

Lad look at these absolutely massive horse cocks

by Weaponlad July 27, 2022

cock puddy

A huge wang that sheds it's skin, in order to be able to preform the tasks it must to please the anus

I can't believe I shed my cock puddy and that bitch still sucked me off

by King Walker February 11, 2017

skibidi cock

an evil cock. this creature takes control of its host and forces him to watch skibidi toilet at least 12 hours a day. even if you've seen all the episodes this godly spectacle will make you rewatch and even study if there's extra time.

zachary's skibidi cock is so skibidi! ugh!

by skibidiusername April 10, 2024

Cock

A combination of Coca-Cola and milk. Like Pilk.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, can I taste your cock?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, go ahead."

by Savoir-Faire April 4, 2022

jockey cock

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.

Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

Cock

The thing u will never touch

p1: Hey bro can I touch ur cock? p2: no

by Oh god no January 29, 2023

Cock pasta

When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.

"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025