Ah Fuck I can't believe you've done this

Expression of anger after someone has annoyed you

"Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this Barry why did you break my mum's lamp."

by Anti-hypofritz February 26, 2017

I cannot believe my tits right now

A phrase used in a situation where your ears or your eyes will not even believe what is going on. So your tits are there to change up a common phrase to help express the amount of shock and sensory overload you are going through.

Receiving a terrible grade or getting in trouble at work and then finding out moments later that, that one person who really turns you on either has a significant other or doesn't want to be with you...and then realizing you have the shits

..."I cannot believe my tits right now"

by Please Use December 29, 2010

Ya but I drank Four Loko last night

An excuse widely excepted in the college world. A way of excusing behavior as totally understandable that would otherwise be considered illegal, embarrassing, self destructing, or weird.

Tony: "Damn it Mike you peed in the refrigerator again."

Mike: "Ya but I drank Four Loko last night."

Tony: "Oh well in that case."

by KSkrilla January 23, 2011

I D E W 2 L U

I Don't Ever Want To Loose You

I love you and I D E W 2 L U

by MarkTaylor May 5, 2007

I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse

When one is so hungry that they could do even more than eat a horse.

"I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."

by BiggerDinosaurus July 21, 2018

i really really really really really really

"i really really really really really really really like you
and i want you and u want me and i want you too"

its a song go search it in google
i really really really really really really...

by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020

i be goin thru bitches like rags to riches

1. a sudden change of status; 2. "big pimpin"

"dayum, i be goin thru bitches like rags to riches."

by thug masta g August 7, 2003