Cock Sucker 9000

When you’re sucking a penis and right when they are about to cum you chomp your teeth straight through. You do this when you’re in danger

I was scared so I had to give him the cock sucker 9000

by Maldosa June 9, 2025

Cock fight

When you and a friend whip out your cocks and start sword fighting each other.

Me:Me and James had a cock fight yesterday

John:Oh wow that’s so sick!

by George Looney IV December 2, 2022

Cock

Something that's sometimes big, sometimes small.

Something weird looking, or something normal looking????

IT'S A CHICKEN!! (or rooster.) Where you thinking of a penis?!!?! What the heck man!? You're dirty minded!
By the way...why did you search this up!?

Zack: "Hey man...look at that dude's cock over there..."

Brandon: "WHAT THE HECK! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS C-...Oh, thats a chicken.."

Zack: "Ayo?"

by Jack on crack. December 2, 2022

Cock

1. A male chicken A.K.A a rooster
2. A human males penis

“I heard Harry got a new cock!”
“I hope your talking about the chicken….”

by Strikevall December 4, 2022

Cactus Cock

When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.

Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.

by Joosy Phroot December 4, 2022

Poppy cock

That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn

That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn

"Look at my poppy cock its much bigger looking now..

Who knew a bag of popcorn could look so good.. or so he thinks!

by JENNIFER JETT December 5, 2022

Fat juicy cock

A very long, and hard penis that can ejaculate a lot of semen.

Emily: That Fat juicy cock is sooooo good daddy Philip: yeah baby you love my fat juicy cock

by The_fat_Jew December 7, 2022