Ball-Licker

A ball-licker is radical inclusionist that listens to and respects the opinions of everybody except lesbians, esp. if they're putting the opinions of a man before that of a lesbian woman.

Lesbian #1: Lesbians are women and have historically always been women!
Inclusionist: DIE, TERF SCUM! YOU DON'T GET A SAY, BUT MY FRIEND, A BISEXUAL MAN, DOES!
Lesbian #1: Ugh, he's such a ball-licker.
Lesbian#2: He licks balls ALL day.

by opalescent.lesbian September 10, 2020

STRAIGHT BALL

Pull your pants down and navigate to the right ball.

the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021

Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.

This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!

by bitchuck May 25, 2025

Balls

Sum thing u lik to suck on

Lick my balls!!!

by Masondickinson’sballs December 7, 2023

Harry ball dip.

When you flush the toilet and sit down to shit and realize it’s clogged and your balls are wet.

Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.

I woke up and had a growler a brewing I went to shit flushed in the dark and sat down to lay some coil snap….
Harry ball dip.

by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021

balls

delicious

person 1: those balls were delicious
person two: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(screams in now balless horror)

by susssy_amogus_69 April 6, 2022

sophia ball

An amazing girl. Often teased a lot about her surname some examples Sophia Ballsack, Sophia Balls or Sphere Ball. But in the end will end up insulting herself. She is smart, creative, independent and competitive. She is quite stubborn at times and can hold a grudge. She adores her friends and they make her more confident and feel good about herself. She doesn’t get many guys and will either make friends or enemies with them, but never boyfriends. Her friends are the ones who gets the guy and she will insult herself saying that she will always be alone. Most of the people won’t even know her name they will know her by her friends. She doesn’t know if anyone likes her but will always assumes they do not.

“Oh that girl Sophia Ball, yeah her friend is hot.”

by An insignificant homosapien May 6, 2018