Wood clockin

The wood smoke is hittin it’s making you cough and get high as hell

Aye nigga this wood clockin

by Moetherealest June 8, 2022

wood chucker

An individual who everyday bangs the backs out of one or more girls at a time, while taking cialis.

Dan the man bangs more bitchs than anyone I know. dan is a wood chucker.

by Beaushit February 10, 2020

Growing Wood

The process of getting a hard-on.

I admit I only had a twig in my pants...but once I saw her 44 double D's, I started growing wood!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

wood-whap

The act of hitting someone with wood, your own or otherwise. Simmilar to a backhand

I wood-whapped the sixth grader who tried to make me move to the back of the bus .

by Llanfairpwllgwyngyll May 30, 2018

Lucky Wood

When an ugly male gets unexpected female sexual attention. Hence, 'lucky wood'.

"Mate, I got laid again last night..."
"Dude, you have some seriously lucky wood!"

by Phil Mecock February 3, 2017

Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"

Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"

by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013

Xavier Woods

Something The World Cant Handle. An Absolute Bitch Machine. Women, Men, Nonbinary, Anyone, Everyone, Everything. He Is God And Satan Himself. He Is Everything And Nothing At Once. He Is Xavier Woods.

Person1: "yo, why is that dude so.....yk?"
Person2: "his name is Xavier Woods, what do you expect"

by God42069PussyDestoryerDickSuck January 2, 2022