Weenes bird

A bird that can grow a over sized penis

I just soar a weenes bird

by Weenes bird November 18, 2019

Bird Hair

When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.

Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.

by CrustySock69 July 07, 2018

Cuckoo Birding

The act of intentionally having a child from another man and having your partner/husband raise it without their knowledge.

That bitch tried cuckoo birding me, but she didn’t know that I’m snipped.

by Thecuckoo December 02, 2019

Elephant Bird

The largest bird in the world. Atleast, it was. It's extinct. Said bird lived in Madagascar, making it's wildlife even more interesting. It was related to ostriches.

"Elephant birds don't even look like elephants at all, what a rip-off!"

by Harpagornis Moorei October 27, 2020

Bird Flap

A dance typically conducted while pre-gaming before the bar.

"I feel like tonight's gona be a great night downtown, Ryan is already drunk and doing the bird flap!"

by MadPlayRK July 06, 2014

squirt the bird

delivering a transmission (squirting), often a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird)

While doing a ham radio satellite demo, we will squirt the bird.

by RAT65 September 16, 2017

air bird

When you totally miss absolutely everything (be it a pig or a building) in a level while playing Angry Birds. This usually happens to novices and involves launching the bird way over everything in the level.

*Joe plays Angry Birds for the first time and epically fails.
Joe: "MAN, I suck at this game, total air bird..."
Friends: "AAAAIR BIIIIRD"

by HRobiso September 03, 2011