Babcock University

Hell

Person 1:"I've been to hell already, I can't go again. "
Person 2:"You mean Babcock University"

by Prøwler February 21, 2022

Tickle the Universe

To seemingly force an result to occur by engaging in an opposite or undesirable/inconvenient action.

(e.g. (a.) You are waiting for a person to arrive for a carpool, so you start to leave - they then show up. (b.) You have been waiting for the cable guy to arrive before taking a shower. You begin your shower - then the cable guy arrives.)

"The bus is taking a long time to get here, lets Tickle the Universe and maybe it will arrive".

by ZCurves May 13, 2016

Dump University

A more apt way of saying Trump University.

"I'm a Dump University grajuat!" said Mel.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

university breakfast

A university breakfast is when you wake up and smoke research chemicals off of foil. It is similar to the Kentucky breakfast and the wake and bake but covers any chemicals being used for research, marked not for human consumption.

Chaz blew through that DCK because a true scholar eats a University Breakfast

by BillyP123 March 11, 2017

Milk the Universe

An existential phrase used to describe the feeling of grabbing the universe by the supple teets and chugging down that cosmic milk.

Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"

"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"

"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"

by yellowshnow May 16, 2019

A Universal Time

A "JoJo Game" in Roblox which is a gigantic bug fest, has trashy combat, constant data issues here on there, etc etc. This game back then was basically a hangout game with horribly insane grind that might be as hellish as grinding the Necrotic Sword of Doom in AQW as a non legend and also garbage balancing with every stand dealing absurd damage. It was also overhyped as fuck when the rewrite was in development.

Hey, have you tried out A Universal Time?
I've seen it since it was an ABD Modded, It's pretty much an insect hive at this point.
Oh alright. I've also went to 1v1 people on the gamemode, dear god it was painful getting stunned for 50 years.

by imp fuck2 May 27, 2022

roehampton university

Lovingly known as roey by its students and roe by its staff who are trying to be “down with the kids”.
A univeristy in south west London that provides an eclectic mix of students a safe and natural campus to study on while simultaneously allowing them to experience what it is like to live on/next to a gang run inner city estate. (experience provided by the neighbouring Alton Estate)

Split in to 4 colleges, Digby (the best), Whitelands, Southlands and Froebel (the worst), Roehampton university students take college pride more seriously than their studies, often chants of “I’m *college name* till I die” can be heard coming from a group of drunk students at 4 am, much to the delight of all who live near.

Among the university’s prestigious awards (such as best modern university in London) the institution also once won the award for most sexual partners per student - see hoehampton.

Varsity rival Bucks New Uni are decimated yearly by Roehampton much to everyone’s surprise.

“I go to Roehampton university and I know Digby are the best”

“We love Roehampton we do, we love Roehampton we do, we love Roehampton we do, oh Roehampton we love you”

“Check put the roey students annihilating Bucks again”

by Thisismyname23456 March 25, 2018