ur mate straight

A insult so bad it can cause anything to instantly do the worse thing it can do, like explode real bad or something.
1: ur mum gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: ur grandpap a trap
1: ur sisters a mister
2: ur brother a mother
1: ur mate straight
*The large hadron collider creates a black hole and swallows everything*
by s t a r March 20, 2018
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Ur mom kid

9yr old:whatcha doin

Man 1:ur mom kid
by A crusaders September 11, 2020
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ur date straight

Its the worst of all the insults made in history
The best out of the family

100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence
Name1: ur mom gay
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u

(Explodes into paper)
by Its ur boi March 20, 2018
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ur god THOT

When this sentence has been spoken you may assume that the vitim of ur god THOT is dead.
Jim: ur mom gay
Ron: ur dad lesbian

Jim: ur granny tranny

Ron: DON"T MAKE ME SAY IT

Jim: say what?

Ron: UR GOD THOT

*Milky way implodes*
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K ur s

Kys synonym, "kill yourself". Used to get around social media filters
"Guys check out my new NFT line, Cumming Apes"
"Nobody fucking wants that k ur s"
by E.M.V.J.J February 07, 2022
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ur pap a trap

in an attempt to combat the all powerful combat cars, such as "ur nanny tranny" and "ur sister a mister," ancient magic weilders all joined together to craft this all powerful trap card.

if this card is in your deck, it is only to be activated when "ur nanny tranny" or better has been played against you. the opponent no longer exhists, nor ever had, in order to protect the wielder.
Joseph: Ur granny tranny
Carlos: Ur sister a mister
Joseph: you fool! you have activated my trap card: "Ur Pap a Trap"

*time temporarily pauses as the universe equalizes itself out. the opponent previously known as Carlos dissapears from before him, and no living being reckognizes the name. the "Ur Sister a Mister" card is no longer applied, for the user never exhisted.
by Total_desolation March 17, 2018
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wach ur jet

When ur down 3-1 and iToxic27 Say aye WACH UR JET and your watching all your sides and conners and going the best you can.
by Eeeeclipse foraaza April 20, 2019
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