twat waffle

two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.

by the was May 1, 2003

deep twat

A girl with an extremely deep virgina.

man I had sex with this girl and she had a deep twat it felt like I was fuckin' a coffee can.

by Streak06 November 29, 2005

male twat

The area of skin between the nutsack and the asshole.

"my male twat often itches during physical activity." -Alex

by jeff garder June 11, 2006

twat-slammer

1: (noun) Very basically, a player. One who fornicates with many females. Can describe a male or female. used as insult.

2: (noun) A pride nickname for a very sexually-oriented person.

Example 1:
Allison: So Cj got drunk and had sex with three different girls last night.
Jaiden: Three?! Ugh. He's such a fucking twat-slammer.

Example 2:
Skyler: That's what she said! Am I right? Am I right?
Courtney: My gosh, Skyler, you're such a twat-slammer.
Skyler: You know it!
Courtney: *Facepalm*

by bloobabadoo February 23, 2011

auto-twat

Definition #1: automatically tweeting through various social networks

Defiinition #2: A girl that you can fuck for hours and hours without stopping.

Definition #1: I set up my Facebook page so when I post something, it auto twats.

Defiinition #2: Hey Dave you were right about that girl, I brought her home last night and she was on auto-twat for like 4 hours.

by Big Thor December 13, 2012

jessy twats

A girl with brown hair who likes the Pittsburgh Penguins

Did you talk to jessy twats about that thing?
Well I tried but she started talking about Sidney Crosby.

by kevintaylor October 4, 2011

fukin twat

a person who is dumb they can't recognize an apple.

did you see him? he's a fukin twat

by perrsonloll February 1, 2021