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Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
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feeding tube day

Feeding tube day is on the 24th of July on feeding tube day you have to give someone with a feeding tube a drink
Aw but man it’s feeding tube day fancy a double vodka coke on me
by Patflin July 24, 2024
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Bloob Tube

A slang term for a television. Referring to how Televisions before the days of flat screens were a glass bubble screen with different colors of light bulbs in the back used to project the picture on to the screen. This term was also used for black and white televisions before they had color Television.
The family sat in the living room watching a movie on the Bloob Tube on Saturday evening.
by Ol-Daddi-O January 16, 2023
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Tube snake

A tube snake is an uncut penis, typically referring to someone is of Indian descent
“Was he uncut?” “Yes! I love me a good tube snake !”
by Lemmehityourvape March 30, 2025
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Fruit tubes

A dick wrapped in fruit roll ups for a handy, then cream filled and sealed.
He made several fruit tubes and gave it to her friends for a snack.
by Spaceace_357 April 18, 2024
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Lube Tube

Two people covered in lubricant holding eachother forming a ring shape. A third person also lubed up penetrates both individuals using his hands or feet.
Jill: I’m so bored
Samuel: I think we should do a lube tube with eachother to not be bored
by BundaBandit789 April 24, 2024
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toothpaste tubing

Toothpaste Tubing is the act of pinching the base of your penis after ejaculating and guiding the semen up and out your urethra
After my wank, i was toothpaste tubing the rest and it all came out yellow
by ChazzaGrazza May 5, 2024
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