The act of sneaking up behind someone, without being seen, and sucking the shat out of them with a straw.
by Carmelo Osperelo January 28, 2015

So i was getting head from Cindy just to find out the bitch is a Tube terrorist! My dick hasnt been the same since.
by PenisDefiner21 January 4, 2022

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023

Aye I was tube digging last night and I came across a great frank Zappa piece for this beat I was making
by Zelldell April 15, 2015

by PeachesNAlex September 23, 2015

A fool, some one who is being used by others and still do things for them. They like do things for people who use them. 'Someone' typically referring to teenagers.
They being called a tube refers to them being like a personal slave
They being called a tube refers to them being like a personal slave
by ...just..j July 23, 2022

Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.
by NTD is me February 13, 2021
