Touch park

To park badly by using the car behind or infront. some one who doesnt know the length of their car may touch park. Reversing at low speed, when you hit (touch) the car behind then you can drive forward and straighten up the car.

Johns such a bad driver he has to touch park

by IamBazza January 31, 2009

Touch Check

The act of reaching around to your ass and pushing your pants/underwear into your crack after a questionable or wet fart. If your clothing sticks, its time to get somewhere and clean up. If it falls away without sticking, you are safe to proceed.

Dude that sounded wet, you better touch check before we get too far from a bathroom.

by shartWEEK August 2, 2011

Touch and go around

When a pilot comes in to land, but decides to abort the landing ('goes around') after the aircraft has touched down on the runway. They will then climb the aircraft to sufficient height to attempt another landing. This could possibly due to a hard bounce with insufficient airspeed to recover.

This is different from a touch and go where the pilot lands smoothly/safely, lets the aircraft roll/slow down for a short distance, then takes off again to practise take-offs and landings.

A : "What's Jim doing today? Touch and go's?"
B : "More like touch and go arounds."

by Drecian May 1, 2011

Touching Blue Pencil

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.

Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.

by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012

Hand Touch

When one is walking with his mate, and their hands touch thus making both mates uncomfortable

"gah hand touch"
"my b"

by Drizlocks October 12, 2008

somebody toucha my spaghett

A phrase commonly used by Italians when someone tampers with or steal their spaghetti

What happened to my spaghetti! Somebody toucha my spaghett

by Yeetyboi8 May 2, 2018

Go Touch Grass

A phrase said to League of Legends players and many internet-goers in general; used as an insult to indicate that a person needs to stop spending so much time on the computer and get a life outside of it.

Friend: I just got Challenger in League!! It only took like 5 years of me playing the game for 8 hours straight every single day!!!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!

by suburban__dictionary May 27, 2022