toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

Mac French toast

When you get home in the morning after you left your girl and there's a breakfast just waiting for two of them.

I had a Mac French toast today because I was selling so much f****** candy.

by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021

ToAST

Short for Tower of Annoyingly Simple Trials in the game JToH.

Hey Shitass. Wanna see me speedrun ToAST.

Shitass: *Uses Vertical Mobility*

by I_SawTheSign November 19, 2020

Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest

"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"

by Willththril April 18, 2021

scrotal toast

When you take a sip of champagne then gingerly, GINGERLY, stretch out the scrotum in such a way as to create a bowl shape then drip the champagne into the scrotal pool and make a toast to your man cause he the best.

My husband just asked me if I could give him a scrotal toast to cheer him up.

by DeathbatForever August 9, 2023

Toast

Fuck you all, this is my army and together I shall take them and dominate the world, where all of you degenerates will be fucking dead because I'm dominating the world, so Fuck you. Also, stop eating my people like you're from Attack on Titan you giant ass naked freaks.

The Toast army shall rise and take over the fucking world you degenerates.

by Toastaypartay the 78th March 1, 2020

Toast

The only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is the thought of a crispy, warm toast. How it crunches when you bite it, the way the butter melts into it and how you can literally put everything on top.
Toast is the one good I could and will eat every day.

Don’t talk to me I haven’t have my toast yet.

by A sun November 20, 2021