by Dexter2020 April 28, 2022
When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill
I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck
by Kentonawesome April 04, 2019
The kind of puckering of one's own asshole in extreme situations where it is so clenched, it becomes water tight, like a duck's butt.
by OhSoMoist December 08, 2017
The alternative to Donkey Dick
by Donkeyducklover76 October 22, 2017
large dog that curls up and sleeps like a duck would. It also thinks that it is a lap dog and at times will flap its ears like a duck flaps its wings. It never becomes an adult dog it is always a puppy.
by Zoe Mae February 09, 2010
Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023
Bonus ducks are the item that is dropped it the game of team fortress 2 when you have the "duck journal" equipt. Merasmus will yell "Bonus ducks!" and dead people will drop ducks
by Times new ramen April 26, 2017