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Evan

Evan is a decently smart dude that becomes confused and gets lost half the time. His hair is fucking alive whenever you to he is very good in sports. His hair grows extremely fast and he tends to shower once a year. He is very rich but weirdly, he does not buy clothes quite often and he wears the same thing everyday. On the bright side he gets straight A's on most of his tests but he does shit when it comes to art. If you ever meet an Evan, i suggest you leave the country. His jokes are cheesy most of the time especially on his social media. HE MASTURBATES HIS HANDS AND ITS SO ANNOYING, LOL
OMFG EVAN IS HERE! RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY HOLD YOUR BREATHE, EVAN IS COMING CLOSE
by Ayesha Mesha Femmy June 13, 2018
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Evan Crowe

Evan Crowe is a popular young celebrity, mostly known for his appearance on the show ‘the world
Age: 12
Full name: Evan Lance Crowe
Birthday: 17 of September
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria
Astrological sign: Virgo
by Celebsonurban October 30, 2021
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Pulled an evan

When you use your phone charger and break your ceiling fan
Man I just pulled an evan my moms gonna kill me
by Ricobain February 5, 2022
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being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world
Lol you are so being Evan rn
by cant_justify October 12, 2014
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Evan Hampel

A hardstuck plat 2
Hes good at AUT
by Voltico July 5, 2023
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Evan Doty

OMG! Look Dildo Dylan it's Mechanical Matt and Evan Doty. Or you could call them, small Chad and drastically taller Chad!
by bronchisourish April 4, 2022
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Evan

Nobody loves him, hes short and annoying and racist and he cant play hockey
Girl : omg its evan! RUNNN!
Evan : *racist*
by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 17, 2022
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