titty tuck

just tuck in those titties and all the chaos in your life will go away

shauna: ive just been feeling so down lately, my lifes a mess and im sick of being hit on

alice: girl, i know how you feel, just do the titty tuck and everything will be alright

by tittytucker669 January 20, 2019

titty hawk

A person who has eyes as sharp as a chicken hawk and uses his amazing skills to look at titties!

Young lady, where do you think you are going dressed like that? Don't you know there's titty hawks out there!

by TittyHawk December 5, 2014

Onion Titties

Titties look like onions

“Bitch got them onion titties son”

by PoopieCooter May 14, 2018

Legitty titty

Phrase used to describe how legitimate something is. It's so legit that you have to rhyme. The phrase can also be slurred so that it's more like "lah-gittay tittayy". This phrase is usually used by a cray girl named Georgia.

"Legitty titty, I am so tired."
"La-gittay tittay, she is so cray."
"Legitty tittay, that party was shitittay."

by Shitittay Sharon September 10, 2012

titty cocoon

When you're motorboating a girl and other titties just materialize out of nowhere, from every direction, wrapping you in a cocoon of titties.

A cocoon of titties, PRESSED ALL UP IN YOUR FACE!

Manny got trapped in a titty cocoon, now we call him The Quad.

by TheTom December 21, 2013

Pizza Titties

A word pioneered by my father, Michael. Pizza titties are a pair of woman's breasts that when they have grown to outrageous proportion as to project out from the chest over a foot in length you may rest a pizza on them. In basic terms, titties so big that You could successfully place a pizza on them without the pizza falling off and proceed to eat the entire pizza.

Did you catch that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter last night!? His wife's has the biggest Pizza Titties I've ever seen!!

by DontSpaceCakes October 28, 2013

mama titties

An exceptional pair of breasts on a very attractive woman who has children.

"Wow, Joe. That lady down at Grand Mart has the most amazing mama titties I've ever seen!"

by geurillawarfare June 1, 2013